I’ve got the greatest lawn

Down the whole damn street

The neighbors always ask me

How I keep it so neat

 

My secret is I built a time machine

Any genius can build one …

Know what I mean?

 

I’ve done all my research

And I brought something special back

They’re friendly little beaked dinosaurs

That make my lawn a snack

 

Well, you can laugh all that you like

But my lawn is always spotless

And I sleep very well at night

 

Oh, Psittacosaurus!

You beautiful little beasts!

I don’t pay you nothin’

And you make my lawn a feast

 Oh, Psittacosaurus!

Oh, who would’ve ever guessed?

You eat up all the weeds

And you fertilize the rest!

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Yeah

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Now how have the neighbors not noticed

My colorful dinosaur herd

I just told ‘em that they’re cassowaries (Cassowaries??)

Um, that’s a kind of bird

 

And my colleagues, well, they’ll never know

I mean, they spend all day in a lab

And labs don’t have windows

 

Now I worried very briefly

That I could mess up time

And wreck the future for everyone

Just for a yard sublime

 

But look around, nothing’s changed

I mean I guess my lawn’s improved

But the world sure looks the same!

 

Oh, Psittacosaurus!

You beautiful little beasts!

I don’t pay you nothin’

And you make my lawn a feast

 Oh, Psittacosaurus!

Well, who would’ve ever guessed?

You eat up all the weeds

And you fertilize the rest!

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Here we go!

 

Now, I can hear you saying,

“Your story is totally nuts! (Yeah!)

The Age of Dinosaurs lacked grass

I mean, it would totally upset their guts!” (What he said!)

 

Well, I’m surprised that’s what bothers you

I’m a man who could change the world

Yet lawn care is what I chose to do!

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Oh, Psittacosaurus!

You beautiful little beasts!

I don’t pay you nothin’

And you make my lawn a feast

Oh, Psittacosaurus!

Well, who would’ve ever guessed?

You eat up all the weeds

And you fertilize the rest!

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I said you eat up all my weeds

And you fertilize the rest!

You fertilize the rest!

Oh, you fertilize the rest!

 

Well, you fertilize the rest ... yeah